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"Under My Skin"

Spencer: I'm glad you came back tonight. I couldn't handle another night with out talking to you.
Ashley: Me too. I love-- these brownies.

"First Time"

Spencer: Do not download any porn! I don't want to come read my email and be looking at some girls giant circus boobs!

Unknown

Spencer: I'm confused, I don't understand, like, what are you? Gay? Straight? All of the above?
Ashley: I'm not into labels.
Spencer: Well everyone else on our planet is... You're not gonna tell me?
Ashley: Does it really matter?

Misc {IMDB.com}

Madison Duarte: Bite me, "queer eye".
Ashley Davies: Not if you were the last Barbie on earth.

Ashley Davies: Triple word score... H-E-R-P-E-S.

Spencer Carlin: When I was kissing Aiden, I was thinking about you...

Aiden Dennison: I'm listening.
Madison Duarte: That's because you still love me.
Aiden Dennison: No... that's because I'm a whore.
[to Madison]

Sean Miller: You are about as deep as a puddle.

Spencer Carlin: I think God is a little too busy to be worried about when two people like each other.

Ashley Davies: I love... these brownies.

Spencer Carlin: [after almost kissing Ashley] I can't, not like this.

Spencer Carlin: You hook up with people for no reason at all.
Ashley Davies: It's not like you're my girlfriend.

Aiden Dennison: So what's next?
Ashley Davies: This is LA. We only have a few moments to breathe before we head back into the madness...
Spencer Carlin: Let's hit the madness!

Spencer Carlin: [drunk] No, no... this is not what it looks like.
Madison Duarte: It's not? Because it looks like you've been getting dressed in the backseat of someone's Nissan Xterra.
Spencer Carlin: [drunk] ... Aiden, isn't that what you drive?
Aiden Dennison: Spencer, shut up.
Glen Carlin: Hey, man, you shut up!
Madison Duarte: Both of you shut up. This is all so wrong.
Spencer Carlin: [slurs] No, no, wait, no. You know what would make this so much more wrong? If Ashley was here!
[giggles]
Glen Carlin: Shut up!

Spencer Carlin: [Ashley gives her some lip gloss] Aw, now you've got me wearing your shade. How convenient, just in case we end up in some spontaneous liplock.
Ashley Davies: Trust me, it won't be spontaneous.

Ashley Davies: Whatever people consider to be normal, it never is.

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